{"title":"Rossy's Retail Rejects","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0623\/2948\/7450\/files\/rossy_s_retail_rejects_logo_pt2.png?v=1784309462\" alt=\"\" width=\"69\" height=\"87\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWHAT AN HONOR TO HAVE YOU HERE! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCornChip Dog Collective takes a lot of work and thought. And, the products we love so much that make it to the store are not necessarily all of the ideas we've had. Especially, well, Ross' ideas. Let's just say his ideas are great but don't always make the cut. But he fully believes there is an audience out there for them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIntroducing Rossy's Retail Rejects, a CCDC speakeasy market. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll items on Rossy's Retail Rejects are final sale with a discount baked in, because we (Ross) want you to have the products and we (he) just know you will love them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSincerely,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRoss, Associate Vice President, Rossy's Retail Rejects by CCDC\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"i-dont-have-a-dog-but-i-do-have-a-fish-dad-hat","title":"I Don't Have A Dog But I Do Have A Fish Dad Hat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeet the ultimate niche \"dad hat\" for the dog-less, but proudly fishful among us. This classic unstructured cap features the swimmingly printed phrase, \u003cstrong\u003eI Don't Have A Dog But I Do Have A Fish\u003c\/strong\u003e. The ideal blend of dry humor and nautical pride, this hat will surely bring a sense of joy each time you put it on. Soft, comfy, and effortlessly cool, it’s the hat that bubbles: yeah, I walk to the pet store...but only for flakes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Fishy Deets: \u003cbr\u003e🐟 \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMade from 100% cotton twill with that perfectly lived-in, “I’ve seen things” vintage vibe\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e🐟 Metal snap buckle with an antique brass finish allows for an adjustable fit\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e🐟 Made to order just for you and your fish-forward energy \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"CornChip Dog Collective","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":42649276416090,"sku":"8225268_9791","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy","offer_id":42649276448858,"sku":"8225268_9792","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon","offer_id":42649276481626,"sku":"8225268_9793","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0623\/2948\/7450\/files\/FishHat.png?v=1765402489"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.cornchipdogcollective.com\/collections\/rossys-retail-rejects.oembed","provider":"CornChip Dog Collective","version":"1.0","type":"link"}